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\u00cen timp ce a\u015fteptam metroul, buton\u00e2nd nu \u015ftiu ce aplica\u0163ii pe telefon, vederea periferic\u0103 mi-a reperat la un moment dat un tip care era destul de agitat \u015fi care se tot f\u00e2st\u00e2cea, plimb\u00e2ndu-se\u00a0\u00eentr-un perimetru relativ redus \u2013 cumva \u00eenv\u00e2rtindu-se \u00een cerc. M-am pref\u0103cut c\u0103 nu-l observ \u015fi c\u0103-mi v\u0103d de treab\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 l-am urm\u0103rit un timp s\u0103 v\u0103d ce are de g\u00e2nd. \u00centr-un final am \u00een\u0163eles ce anume \u00eei genera aceast\u0103 stare de nervozitate \u2013 \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea curaj s\u0103 abordeze o fat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cum respectiva domni\u015foar\u0103 se afla \u00een apropierea mea, am auzit \u015fi cum s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 i se adreseze: \u201cNu te sup\u0103ra, \u015ftii cumva \u00een ce parte e Dristorul?\u201d Din limbajul nonverbal \u015fi din tonul vocii era evident nu numai c\u0103 \u015ftie unde-i Dristorul, ci \u015fi c\u0103 locuie\u015fte \u00een Dristor. Ba chiar, foarte probabil, el a fost cel care a t\u0103iat panglica de inaugurare a gurii de metrou. Aceast\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare mi-a adus aminte de o replic\u0103 de ag\u0103\u0163at din tinere\u0163e: \u201cDomni\u015foar\u0103, ai un ceas?\u201d<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd eram \u015fi eu copil ca voi, mergeam la \u0103\u015ftia mai mari ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e cum s\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163 femei \u015fi to\u0163i \u00eemi spuneau acela\u015fi lucru:<\/p>\n

\u201c- Uite ce trebuie s\u0103 faci \u2013 te duci \u015fi \u00eentrebi c\u00e2t e ceasul.<\/p>\n

\u2013 \u015ei dup-aia?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Las\u0103, b\u0103, dup-aia \u015ftiu ele. Tu trebuie doar s\u0103 te bagi \u00een vorb\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Aveam re\u0163eta, aveam determinarea, dup\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva rotiri \u00een cerc ca uliu\u2019 \u2013 \u00eentocmai precum individul de mai sus -, ajungeam s\u0103 adresez \u015fi \u00eentrebarea. Imediat venea \u015fi fatidicul r\u0103spuns, rostit pe un ton rece, nea\u015fteptat de neduios: \u201cDoi\u015fpe<\/em> f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert\u201d. Mul\u0163umind politicos pentru informa\u0163ie, m\u0103 retr\u0103geam agale (tot ca uliul) c\u0103lc\u00e2nd aerul c-o singur\u0103 arip\u0103 (c\u0103ci cealalt\u0103 era r\u0103nit\u0103), \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00eencontinuu: \u201cUnde am gre\u015fit? Unde am gre\u015fit\u2026? Poate dac\u0103 mergeam la doi\u015fpe<\/em> fix\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Nici nu \u015ftiu ce r\u0103spuns ar fi putut fi catalogat ca fiind favorabil \u015fi care ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie reac\u0163ia mea ulterioar\u0103, am fost asigurat doar c\u0103 \u201c\u015ftiu ele\u201d. Se pare c\u0103 alea la care mergeam eu nu \u015ftiau. Ni\u015fte proaste. Ce s\u0103 le ceri? M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 un r\u0103spuns ideal ar fi fost ceva de genul: \u201c\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, n-am ceas, \u00eens\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne f*tem dac\u0103 vrei.\u201d<\/p>\n

Trebuie precizat faptul c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, din p\u0103cate, n-am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163 nimic cu tehnica ceasului, \u00eens\u0103 avantajul era c\u0103 \u015ftiam \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 ora exact\u0103. Puteai fixa Big Ben-ul dup\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n

P.S. Acum nici teoretic nu mai merge treaba cu ceasul. Trebuie s\u0103 fii prea copilu\u2019 str\u0103zii<\/em> s\u0103 n-ai \u015fi tu o coaj\u0103 de telefon de la care s\u0103 afli ora. Ca atare, vi-o recomand p-aia cu Dristoru\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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