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De\u015fi nu sunt un muritor de r\u00e2nd, obi\u015fnuiesc s\u0103 mai cobor printe oameni, s\u0103 iau parte la anumite activit\u0103\u0163i, s\u0103-i observ \u00een habitatul lor natural \u2013 \u00een principiu, ca s\u0103 nu uit de unde am plecat. De exemplu, zilele trecute am fost s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00eentr-un mare complex comercial. \u00cen timp ce cu modestia caracteristic\u0103 exploram umilele bucate de pe platoul pe care mi-l d\u0103duse doamna cu bra\u0163e mari, la masa din fa\u0163\u0103 mea s-a a\u015fezat o femeie \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 de la \u00eenceput am observat c\u0103 are un tic nervos, care consta \u00een mu\u015fcarea excesiv\u0103 a buzei de jos. \u00a0<\/span>N-am emis vreo judecat\u0103 cu privire la acest fapt fiindc\u0103 nimeni nu-i perfect \u2013 nici m\u0103car eu, care, vorba aia\u2026 sunt.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0A luat loc la mas\u0103, \u015fi-a a\u015fezat plasa al\u0103turi \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 cotrob\u0103ie prin ea. A scos pe mas\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de Lipton de 0.5 litri, ce mai avea \u00een ea aproximativ jum\u0103tate din sucul respectiv. Am oarecare dubii \u00een privin\u0163a lichidului care era \u00een sticl\u0103 din cauza continu\u0103rii, \u00eens\u0103 forma sticlei era, culoarea era\u2026 if it looks like a bird, it sounds like a bird, then it\u2019s a bird. (Nu obi\u015fnuiesc s\u0103 consum b\u0103utura cu pricina, a\u015fadar nu sunt familiarizat cu toate sortimentele. \u015etie toat\u0103 lumea ce suc beau eu.)\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Dup\u0103 aceea a scos din plas\u0103 o pung\u0103 de zah\u0103r, cred c\u0103 plin\u0103 \u2013 n-am observat dac\u0103 era deja deschis\u0103 sau a deschis-o atunci -, a luat sticla, a pitit-o pu\u0163in sub mas\u0103 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 toarne zah\u0103r \u00een ea. Gura generoas\u0103 a sticlei a f\u0103cut ca niciun gr\u0103nunte s\u0103 nu cad\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. \u015ei turna\u2026 \u015fi turna\u2026 Pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce zah\u0103rul evada tot mai nestingherit din pung\u0103, ochii au \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi devin\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai mari \u2013 fix ca cei ai unui copil care \u00eel surprinde pe Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun cobor\u00e2nd pe horn.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0La un moment dat \u00eemi era imposibil din punct de vedere anatomic s\u0103 mai belesc ochii, iar turnatul tot nu se terminase. <\/span>Atunci mi-a venit un g\u00e2nd ce avea \u00een componen\u0163a sa un ton p\u0103rintesc-dojenitor: \u201cho, f\u0103, nebuna dracului, c\u0103 faci scleroz\u0103 zaharat\u0103!!!\u201d \u00ceng\u0103duitor din fire cum m\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i, \u00een ultimul ceas m-am decis s-o creditez pe mamaie cu o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de logic\u0103: \u201cb\u0103i, poate tou\u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u00e2te pungi de zah\u0103r se pot dizolva \u00eentr-o sticl\u0103 de Lipton\u201d. Dar ea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bea\u2026 \u015fi s\u0103 bea\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

\u015ei te mai miri de ce mor de tineri \u0103\u015ftia b\u0103tr\u00e2ni.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De\u015fi nu sunt un muritor de r\u00e2nd, obi\u015fnuiesc s\u0103 mai cobor printe oameni, s\u0103 iau parte la anumite activit\u0103\u0163i, s\u0103-i observ \u00een habitatul lor natural \u2013 \u00een principiu, ca s\u0103 nu uit de unde am plecat. De exemplu, zilele trecute am fost s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00eentr-un mare complex comercial. \u00cen timp ce cu modestia caracteristic\u0103 exploram … Continue reading Pe asta n-o duci cu z\u0103h\u0103relu\u2019<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/7"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ryu.ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}